Ke$ha, the radio's hottest thing since last week's newest craze, has posted pictures on her website www.suckmyke$ha.com depicting her with an American flag wrapped around her head like a turban flipping off the camera. Last week, Ke$ha was quoted saying how she just wants to "stick it to the man" and "let it all hang out." What she want's to "hang out" is still unclear but what is clear is that the man she's talking about is none other than our President Barack Obama.
"The White House is doing everything they can to prevent Ke$ha from committing terroristic crimes against our nation," says the President while laying poolside with a dirty martini. The President seemed worried about the latest threat but seemed to ease away from it with a nice Irish Car Bomb.
Ke$ha was last seen in public with her friend Kim Kardshian. Kim has also been listed on the "Dude, These Celebrities Are Terrorists List" list. Kim and Ke$ha were seen talking quietly in LA's latest club scene, The Scene. The wristband seen in the picture above is the same one from The Scene, proving that Kim Kardashian took these racy pictures of the Pop Ice Princess.
For any information on Ke$ha or Al Queda, please call this hotline and any information is very helpful: 1-800-ALQUEDA. I&O
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