Zac + Leslie & Vanessa + Taylor?!?!

Vanessa Hudgens, prepare to meet the enemy: Leslie Mann. Zac Efron was caught making eyes at the older actress who is dressed in fine attire.

Last Saturday night, Zac and Leslie slipped into her Holmby Hills estate where they danced in the living room to the tune of "Ms. New Booty." Zac was seen grinding against Leslie before slowing it down and dancing to "Haven't Met You Yet" by Michael Buble.

As soon as the paparazzi caught sight of the up-and-coming couple, they rushed to find Vanessa to tell her the horrible news but that's when the story takes a turn for the worst.

Vanessa was seen with her arm around Taylor Lautner, the exposed cheater! Now we have two cases of cheaters!! Vanessa was seen continuously running her hands up and down his stomach. Her excuse?

"Taylor ate some bad sushi and I was trying to soothe his stomach," she stammers out. Taylor can be seen trying to keep a neutral face for the cameras but sources say they saw the couple leave the bar witht heir hands in each other's back pockets. And if that's not enough evidence, one of Vanessa's friend'ss stated "Taylor and Vanessa were about to go in the back and 'hang out' a little more." Her innuendo couldn't have been more clear: Taylor and Vanessa are an item, leaving Leslie for Zac. Looks like it turns out for the best.

Since we couldn't hear what Zac was saying, we had a professional lip-reader come in to analyze what we captured.

"Zac is clearly saying how much he loves Leslie," says Holden Magroin, professional lip-reader. What next? Lindsay Lohan turns into a lesbian? Ha ha. Yeah right. I&O

Billie Ray Cyrus: "Miley's out of control!"

Billie Ray Cyrus is scared for his daughter's life. He says Miley is partying all night, and sleeping all day, and throwing all her problems away.

"Miley's out of control! She parties all night, sleeps all day, and throws all other problems away."

Miley's current arm-candy Liam Hemsworth says that "all is well" with the singer/"actress" and that Billie Ray is the one who is losing it. Liam says that the last time Billie spoke with Miley was to tell her to "get him a little Ziploc of cocaine." The couple didn't know what to think of Billie's request and simply let it slide.

But what does Miley have to say about the accusations made by her father?

"I'm Hannah Montana, too, but don't tell nobody!"

Miley seemed to be just fine when paparazzi caught her laying on top of a boy in a striped jacket revealing her toned stomach. Later that night, she was caught acting a little tipsy outside of The Scene, the newest Hollywood hangout (see "Is Ke$ha a Terrorist?" for more information on The Scene), and when paps asker her if she was feeling alright, she pulled down her shirt and whispered, "[m]y bra looks like sherbert." Clearly, the singer/"actress" is doing perfectly well and Billie Ray has absolutely nothing to worry about.

The teen princess says "the media always twists and manipulates stories about me." Miley, when has there ever been an incident when the media twists the story and provides false information? Silly girl. Stay up-to-date on Miley's whereabouts by texting ISTALKMILEY to 92666. I&O

Angelina Jolie: Blood Tastes Great!

We've seen her in "Girl, Interrupted", "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", and "Tomb Raider" but we have never seen her like this: meet Angelina "Vampira" Jolie.

In a recent interview in "The Sun", Angelina was asked how she kept in such great shape for her movies.

AJ: "I work out on a regular basis and mostly eat fruits, grains, and AB Positive."

The Sun: "AB Positive? As in blood?"

AJ: "Surprisingly enough, I put blood in most of my meals and have a quick shot of it before I go to the gym so I can stay alert and attentive."

She also stated that her favorite choice of blood to drink is AB Positive. Even though it is rather difficult to come by, Jolie special orders it from The California Institute of Blood and Tissue laboratories. After they test the blood, they send whatever is left to the famous actress.

Hollywood: Inside & Out did their research and after getting into contact with Brad Pitt's mother, Sarah Pitt, she told I&O that Brad's blood type is also AB Positive. Coincidence or full of purpose?

A close source to the actress said that Jolie "likes the taste and the smell and after she gets over the initial shock of drinking blood, she feels focused and ready-to-go."

Jolie may be a bit of a vampire but if that's what keeps her going to make mega-Blockbuster hits like she does, sign me up to make a donation! I&O

Is Ke$ha A TERRORIST?!

Ke$ha, the radio's hottest thing since last week's newest craze, has posted pictures on her website www.suckmyke$ha.com depicting her with an American flag wrapped around her head like a turban flipping off the camera.

Last week, Ke$ha was quoted saying how she just wants to "stick it to the man" and "let it all hang out." What she want's to "hang out" is still unclear but what is clear is that the man she's talking about is none other than our President Barack Obama.

"The White House is doing everything they can to prevent Ke$ha from committing terroristic crimes against our nation," says the President while laying poolside with a dirty martini. The President seemed worried about the latest threat but seemed to ease away from it with a nice Irish Car Bomb.

Ke$ha was last seen in public with her friend Kim Kardshian. Kim has also been listed on the "Dude, These Celebrities Are Terrorists List" list. Kim and Ke$ha were seen talking quietly in LA's latest club scene, The Scene. The wristband seen in the picture above is the same one from The Scene, proving that Kim Kardashian took these racy pictures of the Pop Ice Princess.

For any information on Ke$ha or Al Queda, please call this hotline and any information is very helpful: 1-800-ALQUEDA. I&O

Taylor Lautner: Bisexual Cheater?

We have all seen the famous werewolf's abs of steel but we haven't seen anything like this yet: Taylor Lautner caught cheating!

Pictures surfaced of the teenage heartthrob (appearing with Sharpie all over his body) hanging with an unknown girl AND guy. He seems to keep a straight face throughout the photos but the male seem to be getting pretty close to Taylor. Sources close to the actor say he's been "distant" and "unkempt" recently. Do these two mischievous deviants have something to do with Taylor's recent behaviors?

"I am so shocked [to see these pictures]" says recent ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift. Swift and Lautner dated for two months before the hottie with a body called it quits. We asked Swift if she thought these teens were the cause of their malicious break-up.

"I wouldn't be surprised [if they cause him to break up] with me," Swift says through her tears. Get ready to have a song written about you being a jerk, Lautner. These days, who HASN'T had Taylor Swift write a song about them? I&O